For mornings when the answer is a hard no. The “Not Today Motherfucker” 11oz mug is the perfect sidekick for coffee drinkers who want to set boundaries before caffeine kicks in. Equal parts hilarious and relatable, it makes a great gag gift for friends, coworkers, or anyone who needs a daily defense shield in mug form. Microwave-safe, dishwasher-safe, and tough enough to handle whatever today throws at you (except more bullshit).